Thursday, September 9, 2010

If I'm Lyin', I'm Cryin'

Watching Cars again this morning, I had an insight.  Not only do I have Scripture, I have a infinite source of life wisdom at my fingertips in Tow Mater (Larry the Cable Guy).

This might not be the best time to mention it, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.

Yeah, I know your name.  Is your name 'Mater too?

I used to bump into this gal jus' so I could speak to her. (Lightin' McQueen: What??)  I don't know.

I'm not one to brag or nothin', but you shoulda heard me on 'Giddy Up Oom Poppa Mow Mow'.

Just a few pearls for you.

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